
The floor undulated beneath me, its checkered waves lifting me although I could not feel a surface under my feet. I wasn’t sure I even had feet; I couldn’t seem to find myself. The door hung from nothing, stood on nothing, with light streaming through it from some unidentifiable source. A Fedora sat on top of it, incongruous and yet belonging.
“From where have you come?” The light flickered with every word that hung heavy in the blackness like a star.
“What are you?” I would have gasped, but could not find my lungs.
“I am the Doorman. From where have you come?” The stars increased and yet lit nothing.
“Um, Earth?” I would have swallowed, but could not feel my tongue. “Small town USA?”
“What is your purpose here?” The stars began to coalesce into nebula, filming the blackness with cloudy light that could not obscure the Doorman.
“I don’t know.” I would have shaken my head but the muscles had vanished. “You tell me, I don’t even know what here is.”
“Where are you going?” The light behind the Doorman intensified, searing into my unprotected soul.
I would have covered my eyes with my hands if I had possessed either. “I wish I could tell you. Where do you lead?”
“You have asked correctly.” The checkered waves froze, the fedora vanished, and the door opened.
